1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2. Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
3. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be "Recalled" by their maker.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
5. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
6. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
7. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
8. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery - on a detour.
p.s found this in my email today. the best 8 out of a total of 15.
Bigots
7 years ago

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